I think I shall wear stuff with some other country’s flag on it on July 4 just to see what happens. Maybe even go to a ball game. Nothing like making the experiment real.

Help me decide, Lizards: German black-red-gold, Israeli blue and white, or Italian green-white-red? Or maybe a T-shirt with all the flags of the EU?

Which would be the most likely to incite some rent-a-cop to tell me to turn my shirt inside-out?