re: #91 CyanSnowHawk
When it’s sweeps and I see teasers for the late news when watching TV, I usually joke to my wife when they finish breathlessly telling about some new threat, “So watch our News at 11:00, OR YOU WILL DIE!” or some variation on that.
I’d watch the news that advertised “we won’t show ads for erectile dysfunction, Depends undergarments nor arthritis.”