Well! The latest issue of “Vogue” magazine (my wife’s subscription, not me) states that Michelle Obama is “The First Lady the World’s Been Waiting For.”
Yes sir, since April 30, 1789, the whole, entire planet—plants, animals, and minerals—have been anxiously awaiting that historic day when Michelle Obama assumed the title: First Lady of the United States of America…and the Earth….and the Milky Way Galaxy….and the whole Universe and Anti-Universe, too!