Everybody in this administration Falstaff, Ancient Pistol, or some fanfiction mpreg offspring of Falstaff and Ancient Pistol.

If you expand to the House and Senate…it’s some ratio of Antonio from Merchant of Venice, and Malvollio from Much Ado. With the occasional Dogpatch.

I Shakespeared. You happy now?

I’m not. Now I want to cry. Apparently the end of the world (joking, not actually doom-ing) doesn’t even rate an Iago or Gloucester.