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Stephen Colbert Thinks Trump Might Regret Becoming President [VIDEO]

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Khal Wimpo (free internal organs upon request!)3/06/2019 4:35:28 pm PST

Another one bites the dust …

Cowboy-hat wearing rage junkie David Clarke has been banned from Fox, because he’s apparently too batshit even for them:

…the sheriff senses a left-wing conspiracy at play. “It may have had something to do with the very liberal Rupert Murdoch boy taking over after Roger Ailes and Bill Shine, who was in charge of programming, were let go. Ailes and Bill Shine liked the sheriff,” Clarke’s rep wrote.

“His rhetoric became crazier and crazier and most shows refused to use him,” one Fox source familiar with the situation told The Daily Beast.

Like Trump, he loved playing dress-up and getting to feel important. Hated actually doing the job.

And now comes the sad, slow sinking into the bottomless tarpit of irrelevance. Look for Clarke to start showing up at 3rd-tier “conservative” events. Ones starring increasing fat & faded stars of the “movement” along with pudgy, pale-white survivalists who want to pose for photos with their One Black Friend.

Eventually, he’ll be hawking his own survivalist camp somewhere in the Upper Peninsula, where Real Men will subsist on a diet of deer meat and frustrated sexual rage.