Any Lizards planning to go to the Denver WonketteFest at the Wynkoop Brewery at six tonight?
And if yes, how do we recognize each other? I’m a fat old white lady with a cane, in a blue baseball cap covered with buttons. There is a small metal toad pin on the front of said hat, but no lizards unless the spousal unit can find one amongst his impressive array of hat pins. (He thinks he might have a horny toad in there somewhere, being Texan.)

My arrival is dependent on Denver traffic, but the event is supposed to go from 6-8 and will probably get livelier as the inebriation level rises.