Gateway Pundit, Other Idiots: Tear-Gassed Babies Were CRISIS ACTOR GEORGE SOROS FALSE FLAG! (Goes to Wonkette)

You guys, he has photos and they’re ANNOTATED.

For a bunch of tough-guy immigrant haters who think tear gassing immigrants is just peachy, the far right sure does hate the idea that anyone could feel sympathy for a bunch of dirty asylum seekers. You’d think they’d have the courage of their convictions and be delighted to see a woman and her children getting tear-gassed for the crime of fleeing gang violence in Honduras, but instead, some of the top minds in the rightwing crazysphere have decided it simply makes more sense to deny that anyone worth empathy actually suffered at all in Sunday’s tear gas attack at the border. So now the Brain Cell Trust at Gateway Pundit can tell you the real truth: That photo by Reuters photographer Kim Kyung-Hoon was actually staged, because that’s just how evil liberals are, making a tear gas attack appear to have affected children (who aren’t really in any danger anyway since all asylum claims are also fake).

In a piece written by Joe Hoft, the Stupidest Brother of the Stupidest Man on the Internet, we learn that in reality, everything is fakey fake fake because some dipshit on Twitter says so.

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