re: #8 CuriousLurker

According to Google’s Santa Tracker, Santa has left Shannon, Ireland and should be arriving in the Azores in a little over 3 minutes.

Wait. WTF, Santa? You stopped in Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, and even Mongolia, but not Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, Yemen, Singapore, Liberia, Somalia, or a bunch of other African countries? Okay, I get skipping Somalia & Syria, but sheesh…