re: #142 Shropshire Slasher

Open a can of cat food, cats come running.
Open a can of spam, cats come running.
Therefore spam=cat food
They still aren’t going to get any of this delicious mystery meat.

Open a can of mushrooms for spaghetti sauce, kitty comes running.

She’s terribly disappointed to find out it’s just vegetables and meows at me. I don’t speak Cat, but I believe she’s saying, “WHERE’S MAH TUNAS!”