Better journalism than Dim Hoft and that Chuck C. Johnson douche:

Militant Atheists Using Chemtrails to Poison the Angels in Heaven? http://t.co/Ioj6xioQZb @beforeitsnews @religulous @CHEMTRAILS @pzmyers

— Hard Dawn (@OfficiaHardDawn) July 11, 2013

And yeah, I’m 99% sure this is satire. It’s still more believable than either of those two dipshits.