PoopHobbit is going birther? Nice. Or maybe he was there already.

Some toolshed changed all the TVs at work from Fucks News… To the freaking BLAZE. I was somehow unaware that Glenn “Freakazoid Nut Sandwich” Beck films his insanity in Las Colinas, which is basically on the other side of the airport from me. The company I work for is technically a foreign-owned bank, but whoever’s in charge of the TV must be a local right-winger.

Today I walked by a TV on the way to get a Coke Zero from the vending machine and GB was gesticulating and hyperventilating about NYC and I overheard “they believe all these things, but the problem is the things they believe just AREN’T TRUE!!!”. He even did the little Hitler-esque hand clench to emphasize the last words, like a true Radio Psychopath. I assume he was talking about protesters… If I hadn’t felt like puking I’d have laughed my head off. Oh the ironing!

Glenn Beck and Republicans in general are Exhibit A proof that there is no god. :P LOL

/ only half kidding