Guys, I just want to underline how hard the President is struggling to not use the word fence to describe a row of spaced slats bound together with horizontal crosspieces.

No seriously, this is hilarious, sad, and representative of the griftopia we dwell in.

I don’t usually invoke the Twitter flying monkeys, but absolutely everyone should be telling this man that’s he’s not going to get his FENCE that is obviously a FENCE.