This is it, the worst take ever! From now on, all bad takes must be judged against this gold standard of fucknuttery. pic.twitter.com/E87vctttgV

— Ace-o-aces (@aceoaces) August 15, 2020

Bill Mitchell was not just wrong, he was so consistently, severely, disturbingly wrong that his wrongness reached a level of near-perfect, platonic ideal of wrong.