re: #172 LudwigVanQuixote

By the way, we are taking votes for our media wing’s next distraction.

Recently we have been developing a marriage between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, only to have them split in a murder/suicide after Lindsay becomes pregnant.

But one of our media interns believes that it would distract your media even longer if the baby were rescued from the dying Lindsay, and then there could be a custody battle.

We would like as an informal poll, to know which father would be the most distracting to your masses:

A) O.J. Simpson

B) Dr. Gates

C) Shatner

D) Michael Jackson’s frozen sperm

E) Yasser Arafat’s frozen sperm

Ron Paul or Todd Palin of course.