re: #170 EPR-radar

Satan doesn’t want to deal with this shitbird. Ditto for Rush Limbaugh.

SATAN: “I don’t want this one. Is there any possible way you could take him?”
GOD: [Horrified look.] “Are you out of your fucking gourd, Lucifer? They’re two of the most evil men alive. I CANNOT have them up here.”
SATAN: “Fuck. Um. Well, I guess they’ll live forever.”
GOD: “I … really can’t condone that, think about the innocent souls that will suffer.”
SATAN: “Do I look like I’m full of compassion for those worms?”
GOD: “…Good point. Ugh. I’ll allow it until I can build a special place in Hell for them to keep them separate.”
SATAN: “Pleasure doing business with you.”