Instead of linking to the original source, I’m linking to @Popehat’s quote tweet because his snark is something I couldn’t outdo on my best day.

Her: what’s your secret fantasy?Me: watching a 58-year-old guy hit a 44-year-old while two dudes complain about absentee ballotsHer: …that is very specific Me: [sadly] I know, it’s probably unattainable https://t.co/Zl4KlM2PXt https://t.co/l0gkDGBoXf

— ArrestFutureCriminalsHat (@Popehat) September 8, 2021