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Mike Pence: The Most Craven Republican Ever?

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Ace Rothstein8/09/2022 12:50:42 pm PDT

A theory: Trump will be indicted by Christmas, and then found guilty this time next year. Because of that, he can’t run for dog catcher. DeSantis starts hauling in gobs of money and becomes the chalk to get the nomination, which he seals up by April 2024. Trump says “Fuck that” and starts the Red Hat Party. The Red Hat Party nominee siphons off 20% of the Republican vote, delivering Biden (?) a comfortable re-election. This is assuming that Trump’s Big Mag-clogged arteries haven’t turned against him by then.