Level of projection: off the scale. pic.twitter.com/vV3w4iuFKP

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 4, 2015

This guy. pic.twitter.com/AkePRycurk

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 4, 2015

@adriennecgomez I think you just described his double-secret fantasy.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) July 4, 2015