Man, we used to wear onions on our belt. Now we tune in for the news.

Roy Moore On Pedophilia Accusers: ‘These Women Are Only Discrediting Me Now Because Shifting Sociocultural Norms Have Created An Environment In Which Assault Allegations Are Taken Seriously’ https://t.co/cpg3XJlTdn pic.twitter.com/fO1BcLkPtt

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