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Teabonics Sign of the Day

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus9/13/2010 5:02:49 pm PDT

Since we’re talking about the idiocy of the day, I see that the odious Ben Shapiro has cranked out another winner today. I’ll not link it, but his column is available all over the place (he’s syndicated by Creators Syndicate, like many RW pundits):

Why We Treat Obama ‘Like A Dog’

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But let’s take Obama at his word. If we’re treating Obama “like a dog” - and let’s assume he means “Stone Free” Jimi Hendrix-style - it’s because he deserves it. If Obama were a dog, he’d be a bad dog. The kind of dog that routinely drinks from the toilet, and simply will not be taught that drinking from the toilet is bad manners (think Obama on health care). The kind of dog that barks at all hours of the night, just for attention (think Obama’s pathetic need for constant adulation). The kind of dog that runs from intruders when danger’s in the air (think Obama on Iraq, Iran, Russia, North Korea, China - hell, just think about Obama’s position on any country that isn’t an American ally). The kind of dog that chews on the furniture out of pure spite (if Obama’s actually going to chew on the furniture, by the way, let me be the first to suggest he start with the new, hideous Oval Office accoutrements).

If Obama’s a dog, he’s a puppy that has never been housebroken, whose owner continually babies it and never requires basic standards of behavior. President Obama has never had to make a living; he has never had to face the consequences of his behavior, whether that behavior is hanging out with terrorists, doing cocaine, or attending a racist church for 20 years. He’s never been held accountable. Finally, he’s being held accountable. He doesn’t like it, so he’s rhetorically urinating in the middle of the living room.

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Classy as ever….