re: #176 The Ghost of Senator Incatatus
There’s a hieroglyphic document from Ancient Egypt (and therefore, old as balls) that’s basically a dude lamenting all the young people being soft and GET OFF MY NILOTIC LAWN.
Doubtless if we could translate Linear A we’d find a Minoan doing much the same.
And you know what? “GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN!!!” is probably exactly what this says.