Like we don’t have enough bad news.

Santa dead, archaeologists say https://t.co/MwiMpVmcIy

— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) October 5, 2017

WP: Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Clause…rotting in his grave!@washingtonpost #Santaclaus https://t.co/2gaEG5r8qU

— aceoaces (@aceoaces) October 5, 2017