re: #173 dangerman
trump: “Putin gave me this nice pen. isn’t it nice? people say he doesn’t give one to just anybody.”
re: #174 Blind Frog Belly White
“He gave it to me at the G20 last year. And when I saw him in Helsinki, he had his Pen Technicians check it out, make sure it was in good shape!”
It belongs in a Faraday cage, along with a self-contained broadband RF-detector. Of course, it is possible that it only transmits when triggered.