New @CBSNews polls show tight races in key battleground states.@JoeBiden has a very slight edge in FL, leads in NC and is tied with @realDonaldTrump in GA pic.twitter.com/KxspDaBKrS

— Sarah Ewall-Wice (@EwallWice) October 25, 2020

Erm, ok. Whatever, you think of the specific numbers, aren’t these all, like, must-win states for Trump? If they’re defining battleground states as “states that are close in the polls”, then saying that there are tight races in battleground states seems to be just saying that “close states are close”. Thanks, guys. I suppose this is good news for John McCain, anyways.

And this does seem like the Germans listening to the radio in 1945 noticing that the Reich’s glorious battles were getting closer and closer to Berlin.