“Look, President Trump is not a perfect man. Even if we think he’s our God-Emperor, he still makes mistakes and that includes banging a porn star while he has a pregnant wife back at home. What we’re trying to say is we didn’t elect a saint and he shouldn’t be held up to that standard.”

“DAVID HOGG CAN’T GET INTO COLLEGE! HE MUST BE AN ABSOLUTELY SHITTY STUDENT IF NO COLLEGE WILL TAKE HIM! HOW DO YOU LIBS FEEL ABOUT SUPPORTING A KID LIKE HIM!?”