re: #16 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))
is this a reference to Dwayne Hoover from Breakfast of Champions who shoots out the door of his shower stall with a flamingo etched in it snarling “Dumb fucking bird”?
Remember my senior year high school I did a book report on Breakfast of Chamions and the English teacher called it “vile filth” and gave me an F.