I was watching Incredibles 2 with my granddaughter.

In the middle of the movie my son got a call from his wife telling him that he has to COME HOME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THE 5-YEAR-OLD TWINS ARE OUT OF CONTROL. He asked if they were shape-shifting, multiplying themselves, turning into goblins, walking through walls and lighting into balls of fire.

They will stay until tomorrow night (the first night of Hanukkah) and I get to take my granddaughter for a pedicure and to Meijer to pick out a Hanukkah present for herself.