What we can expect on Tuesday:

- A lot of taking credit for shit he had nothing to do with (expect a lot outright lies here that the “liberal” media will gloss over)

- A lot of empty promises to “fix” the very problems he created/made worse in the past year

- A lot of talking about vaporware proposals that pundits will waste ink fantasizing about, such as that infrastructure promise that he touched once last year and then immediately abandoned

- A lot of insults aimed at the DNC for not slavishly falling at his feet, which (again) the media will argue should be overlooked in order to sign onto those same vaporware proposals

- And ending on a “America owes me big time” note as though we’re supposed to believe he’s had any positive impact on the nation in the past year.