“My car was eaten by animals,” Speaker Paul Ryan said. “It’s just dead.” https://t.co/lkWVKQBKmD

— NPR Politics (@nprpolitics) July 12, 2018

Opening scene in the sequel to M Night Shyamalan’s The Happening that nobody asked for. https://t.co/uXb4fU88cU

— Space Force Commodore (@goddamnedfrank) July 12, 2018