re: #163 garzooma

Good to know that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is still an option in case we can’t replace the Electoral College.

Lewis Black (I think), years ago had a proposal for how to choose the president…

We get a chimp, we put him in a rocket ship and launch it into orbit, it does a couple of orbits, and then it lands, somewhere in America, the door opens, the chimp climbs out, and the first person the chimp goes up to and holds hands with… that’s the president.

I can’t ever find a clip, but other than 2008/2012, I feel like that would give us even odds of someone better as president since at least 1992, right?