Today in ‘Conservatives Love America More Than We Do: Education Edition’:

We don’t ever want to educate South Carolina children like they educate California children. — South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley*

Because in California they probably teach children that slavery caused the Civil War, that the world is more than 6,000 years old, and that teh gay are OK.

*Haley is apparently railing against Common Core, of which I have no opinion.