Okay..score one…no, two points for Ted Cruz. First, his photo (he played for Duke?) and his response to being told to eat shit.

@Deadspin what do I win? pic.twitter.com/9XuRmmIkJS

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) January 25, 2017

@Deadspin pic.twitter.com/TMiDBco2TB

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) January 25, 2017