Teen Goes on Anti-Tampon Rant, Internet Destroys Him

Today the British tabloids have given us a story that is such an absurdist mix of the infuriating and hilarious, it would be brilliant if it were a hoax. Meet Ryan Williams, or tampon boy: a self-identified “meninist” who feels that tampons are a “luxury item.”

Ryan began his controversial rant after learning about the movement to eliminate taxes on tampons.

“People are saying tampons shouldn’t be taxed because they are a necessity,” Ryan said, according to The Mirror. “but why can’t those women just learn to control their bladders?”

“If they are going to bleed then they should wait until they get to the toilet,” he continued. “It’s all about self-control.”