re: #167 teleskiguy

Speaking of roadkill: The few times I’ve driven through Central and North Texas I was taken aback by how many dead armadillos I saw on the side of the road

Armored dildoes have an unfortunate fear response. They jump straight up about three feet. This may be helpful with many potential prey, but it’s absolutely suicidal on a road.

Sad.

It puts them right into the grills of every White Freightliner on the highway. They kind of go *ping* *squish*.