Someone Is Sending Amazon Sex Toys to Strangers. Amazon Has No Idea How to Stop It. (The Daily Beast)

The first time Nikki unexpectedly received a sex toy in an Amazon box, she thought there must have been a mix-up at the factory. She’d bought some mascara that hadn’t arrived yet.

“At first I believed it to be a mistake,” she said.

But then the other packages came, one by one. A cord to a Bluetooth device was next. No gift receipt, no footprints and, as she’d discover over the next week, no help. The last package had headphones.

Women freak out from this, because they think it may be a stalker, but maybe we should send the 4Chan boys unsolicited Fleshlights to chill them out.