re: #181 Anymouse 🌹

And with customs wanting to get everyone’s social media accounts and passwords, I can imagine my next encounter with CBP at the Canadian border:

CBP: How long were you in Canada? What was the purpose of your trip?
Me: A month, for tourism.
CBP: Do you have any guns?
Me: In a Smart? No.
CPB: Are you carrying any fruits, vegetables, or meats?
Me: No.
CBP: Do you have any social media accounts? Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, that sort of thing? What are your logins and passwords?
Me. No.
CBP: Pull your car over there so we can tear it apart.

First time I went to Canada, it went like this:

CPB: Where you from?
Me: [can’t he read the license plate?!?] California.
CPB: What part?
Me: Southern.
CPB: What part?
Me: Orange County.
CPB: What part?
Me: Fullerton.
CPB: What part?
Me: Downtown.
CPB: What part?
Me: [redacted exact address]
CPB: I used to live a block from there.