I got a text from my youngest sister today telling me that my oldest sister recently talked with my middle sister. Youngest sister was telling me not to talk to middle sister because she’d gone into the full “masks are a plot, the virus is a conspiracy!!1!1!” mode while talking to oldest sister. I’m going to call oldest sister tomorrow to find out how bad their conversation was. Fortunately, middle sister is the only one of my siblings who’s gone full tilt FOX NEWS batshit stupid. She’s also the only one who tells me how I need to bring God into my life.