If I were wearing a $21,000 watch, I’d be pretty much afraid to do anything but stand perfectly still. Hell, I wear a nice Tissot and I worry about it.

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) August 2, 2018

Which would be stupid, because it would almost certainly be an automatic, which requires you to, you know, MOVE in order to wind itself.

BTW, $21,000 is peanuts in the luxury watch business.