Okay, trying to figure out this whole “Left Behind” thing.

According to the plot, God took all the believers up to heaven, leaving the non-believers below.

Apparently, some of them became Christians, in order to fight the Antichrist and prepare for the Tribulation.

So how come God didn’t take those guys when they became believers?

“Whoops — sorry, guy. No room at the inn, if you get My drift.”