For the gun humper in your life: 128GB USB drive shaped like a bullet. It also comes in silver & gold, and there’s another one shaped like a bronze revolver. Oh look, here’s a (semi?) automatic and an even more lethal looking one. ಠ_ಠ

I even need my USB drive to look like a weapon. Because America, FUCK YEAH—molon labe!!11! WOLVERIIIIIIIINES…