re: #65 lawhawk
Javert: Do you have any baguettes for sale.
Baker: I do, Two for $6.01.
Javert: Where is Jean Valjean?!
I finally tried a bagel with cream cheese and lox. I had to wait until I 1)found an actual bagel shop 2) found an actual bagel shop that I trusted to feed me an actual cream cheese and lox bagel. Delicious! Though they cut the thing in half for some reason. I don’t need it cut in half. It’s a friggin bagel. It’s designed to be eaten while driving.