Oh hell. This is just too good to pass up:

U.S. Government Funds $400,000 Study on Gay Sex in Argentina Bars

The sub-head:

The National Institutes of Health are paying researchers to cruise bars in Buenos Aires to find out why gay men engage in risky sexual behavior while drunk — and what can be done about it.

Uh, let me think a minute. It’s coming to me. Oh yeah, they’re doing it BECAUSE THEY”RE DRUNK.

Next up, NIH invests $400,000 to determine why drunk women show their breasts for plastic beads during Mardi Gras.

Spit.