re: #5 engineer dog

generic republican will balance the budget, lower your taxes, and increase employment with a wave of his powerful republican hand

generic republican knows who our enemies are and says tough, manly things to them

generic republican has an attractive spouse, a beautiful family, is always morally virtuous and never does anything seedy

generic republican will repeal all federal laws that annoy you or any of your friends some of whom for some reason seem to be the koch brothers and rupert mordoch

Generic Republican is RINO!