Almost 120,000 Christians pledge to vote for Jesus Christ as president this November

In a “Say No to Satan” campaign led by Bill Keller, who claims that he is “the world’s leading Internet evangelist” because of his LivePrayer.com website, Christians are pledging to write in Jesus Christ for president this November.

Heh. Someone might want to tell them He doesn’t plan to come down from the Heavens and move in to the WH.