“What is this odd artifact? This is not the $500 bottle of wine the hedge fund guys sent me?” pic.twitter.com/gDuFH44wY0

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) March 17, 2017

@CharlesPPierce
It’s the blood of the poor, fermented and with just a dash of bitters.

— gocart mozart (@HarryTuttle11) March 17, 2017