Exhibit A. Tan lines on thighs. pic.twitter.com/ip2g34Wle8

— Ina Winona Tanka (@LadyLiberty1491) July 2, 2017

When I woke up this morning I definitely didn’t think I’d be forensically examining digital enhancements of Chris Christie’s taint.

— Frankly My Dear 🐁 (@goddamnedfrank) July 2, 2017