After long and careful consideration, I have decided that I don’t give a rat’s ass about Roseanne Barr, her show, or her firing. I hope she returns to her former obscurity as a has-been TV actor with a Twitter account.

And, on a totally unrelated note, the new Tomb Raider movie with Alicia Vikander is not half-bad. She’s a pretty good action heroine. The plot is by-the-books ancient tomb contains dangerous shit and the bad guys are after it, but the movie is a pleasant way to waste a couple of hours.

It has Alicia Vikander. That’s the only excuse I need.