Vatican: Holocaust Denying Bishop Must 'Recant'

opinionated2/04/2009 10:30:06 am PST

Clenched fist report:

Top Iranian official: Zionists brought Obama to power

Now they’ve gone too far. OK, as a Zionist I will take blame for Tsunamis, eating Palestinian children, and other dastardly deeds, but I absolutely refuse to be blamed for Obama.