An Open Letter to American Spectator

RogueOne6/26/2010 7:52:13 pm PDT

More VP fun:

Al Gore ‘abuse’ masseuse eyes $1M to talk

Sources tell Page Six the so-far unidentified Oregon woman is ready to publicly reveal herself and heap more embarrassment on the former vice president in return for a seven-figure media deal. And she intends to use the pants she wore on the night of the alleged incident — supposedly stained with Gore’s DNA and stored in a bank safety-deposit box — as evidence against Gore, who recently split with wife Tipper.

You would have thought that out of all the VPs he would have known better than to get his DNA all over someones clothing.