What’s the first sentence of the best novel that will be written about this epidemic?

— Bill Grueskin (@BGrueskin) April 3, 2020

Even those who once claimed to adore him could see that this day, this week, this terror was far beyond the meager capacities of a minor entertainer—a has-been playboy elected only to gall the smug elites. Now he was killing them.

— Douglas A. Blackmon (@douglasblackmon) April 3, 2020